Anonymous asked:
Tell me a joke

officialunitedstates:

So a man walks into a shopping mall and walks up and down the floors looking for the perfect gift for his wife.  She’s the best.  She has a wonderful sense of humor and is really caring.  He wants this gift to be great.  As he walks through a few stores he realizes that there is nothing in the world that he could ever buy that would show how much he loved her.  So he drives home empty handed, runs into the house, and tells his wife how much he loves her.  Their dog barks happily.  No joke here, just a touching story about a man loving his wife.  Merry Christmas everyone and thanks for reading.

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